What is your battle cry?

chai-muffins:

sassygaydavestridersbuttmpreg:

hussieslips:

deathclaw:

charlisheen:

Zang! Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is Charli, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a gutteral grunt, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to pound you until you pee fire!!!”

perfect

Striding along the mountains, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Deathclaw! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

“I’m going to pound you until you’re translucent!!”

Skulking along the freeway, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Hussieslips! And she gives a cruel howl:

“In the name of Thor the Mighty, I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!”

Running out of the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, comethSassygaydavestridersbuttmpreg! And he gives a spectacular scream:

“I’m seriously going to smack you all the way to Indo-China!!!”

Rampaging amidst the tundra, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Chai-muffins! And she gives a vengeful scream:

“I’m going to fuck you beyond the end of time!!”

oh my gosh

Running over the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Hipsterezi! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

“I’m going to spank you with such wanton cruelty, you will see ultraviolet!!”

Source: chantillyxlacey

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