February 2012
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things that are yelled across the house when i...
Dad: HEY NERD!
Me: YES SIR! HOW CAN I ASSIST YOU?
Dad: Why does Kirks mom look familiar?
Me: She's Cameron from House MD
Dad: And do i know the Romulan from anywhere?
Me: The Time Travellers Wife
Dad: And your sister wants to know why she recognizes Spock?
Me: Sylar from Heroes
Dad: THANK YOU NERD. AS YOU WERE.
Me: Powering Down Sir!
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BARRELS
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little-special-monster-x3-4444 started following you
0h hello there
i guess
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Watchaskdrunkitaliano:
thees is wht hppens ehwn admeen and friend 2.0. have roo much tme on ther hands.
its sheety as fzck but, yo knew apploose fer effert si?
more pics bcse…idk why, they dnt know shit boot csplaysay?-
obligatory dck fce
omg help this is too gr8 and quality and esridfuhwifefdwasgherj
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loonylunalovegood97:
firsttimelady:
sarfaticriss:
ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up
omfg
omg
"novice" is to malik al-sayf
princekarkat:
as “fuckass” is to karkat vantas
p much
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i just wrote "benedick" completely unintentionally...
MOLTO BENE ON YOUR PENE.
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What is your battle cry? →
chai-muffins:
sassygaydavestridersbuttmpreg:
hussieslips:
deathclaw:
charlisheen:
Zang! Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is Charli, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a gutteral grunt, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to pound you until you pee fire!!!”
perfect
Striding along the mountains, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Deathclaw! And he gives a...
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problematicslut:
hi i’m patricia and i camwhored today
don’t have no shades for dave strider
dave video chats with john or something
and shows off her sickass boots
hey guys
look at this sassy lady
she’s my m8rail
go
love her
<3>
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hipstermalik:
lucy doesn’t do romance confessions and shit
she’d be like hi desmond take off your clothes
but why i am—
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
…okay
it’s for science desmond
for science
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1-800-NO-BUTTS
1-800-no-assassin8-me
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borgiabutts:
i just read my blog’s title as “i will urinate on all of asstalia”
ever heard the expression “don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining”
well that’s what asstalia is saying
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guys send me ac pickup lines i need to torture...
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me when first playing assassin's creed: "i will be a good sneaky assassin and not run, not go fast on my horse, and not disturb citizens!"
me after thirty minutes of playing assassin's creed: runs everywhere
me: punches beggars
me: tramples over hundreds of innocent people with horse
me: punches more beggars
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golembro
askenderbro:
[Golembro]: A rose? Yo, that shit’s real profound, son. Forget what I said earlier, I can tell we gonna be tight.
[Enderbro]: oh good
for a minute there I thought you were going to smash me
[Golembro]: There’s more to life than smashing, Homie. Come on, I’ll show you my garden. My petunias are off the fukken railz.
omg so cute
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TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
strawberryalpacas:
dontfeedthecrazy:
sodapop-and-ritalinrats:
tailikeswaffles:
darckcarnival:
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
lmaoooo oh god.
Oh my god
This would be hilarious.
Do it i’m bored and i need to laugh
HAHAHA
distract me with this
Rebloging this on a dare…so um…go ahead.
0k
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i sneezed with my mouth closed and everything came...
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physicallyschizophrenic reblogged your photo: godheadcomplex: godheadcomplex: …
John Egbert is practically naked in this picture and is sitting upon a man’s body. Therefore we remembered the “gay”
bitch please
that’s his nanna’s body ( aka jane ).
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